Saturday, September 24, 2005
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
HAppy Monthsary!
MArami na tayo napagdaanan, 25 months na.. Alam ko na magiging strong pa tayo para kahit marami pa tayong dadaanan eh makakayanan natin. Salamat sa pag-intindi sa akin at salamat dahil lagi kang nandyan para sa akin. Pasensya na kung hindi ako sensitive sa mga gusto mo, basta lagi mo tatandaan na nandito lang din ako para sayo. Huwag mo i-compare sarili mo sa iba dahil ikaw lang ang honey ko. Mahal kita honey!
Monday, June 06, 2005
Romance Mathematics
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| Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy |
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| SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. |
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| GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. |
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| HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try understand her at all. |
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| MEMORY Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. |
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| APPEARANCE Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate through the night. |
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| PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. |
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| DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. |
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